We perfect art of exploring the flat earth

Our priest are experts at indoctrinating you without doubt. We offer luxurious rituals,  education and wellness services, all in one place.

A luxurious getaway for the open mind

Meet Blue - our founder

He is a mystery to be honest, best not to look into him further 

We are not even sure if he believes in the flat earth theory

Meet Blue - our founder

He is a mystery to be honest, best not to look into him further 

We are not even sure if he believes in the flat earth theory

Meet our Inquisition

At BIG Flat Earth, we know that every client is unique. That's why we offer services tailored to your needs and preferences—whether it's a simple indoctrination  or an entire makeover, we'll take care of it.

Meet our Inquisition

At BIG Flat Earth, we know that every client is unique. That's why we offer services tailored to your needs and preferences—whether it's a simple indoctrination  or an entire makeover, we'll take care of it.

Put your trust in our Priest

We'll take care of everything from punks to prophets, educations and illumination, to giving you that perfect reality so that everyone knows who's boss. And we'll do it with style — we want our customers to leave feeling like they're walking on flat ground.

We'll take care of everything from punks to prophets, educations and illumination, to giving you that perfect reality so that everyone knows who's boss. And we'll do it with style — we want our customers to leave feeling like they're walking on flat ground.

Put your trust in our Priest

We'll take care of everything from mohawks to mullets, beards and mustaches, to giving you that perfect fade so that everyone knows who's boss. And we'll do it with style — we want our customers to leave feeling like they're walking on air. 

We'll take care of everything from mohawks to mullets, beards and mustaches, to giving you that perfect fade so that everyone knows who's boss.

A scribe with a priest is a flat earth wonder.

Find us at

Don't bother, we will find you

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